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Caroline Channing: Hi Chestnut!

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We're playing the game again,
where we drink shots,

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while we pay bills.

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The Max, the sophisticated ones
gave names,

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the game where we take shots
drink,

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while we pay bills.

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Max Black: Hi, if you have one
better name should come up,

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we should stop wearing shorts
drink,

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while we pay bills.

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Caroline Channing: If in that
Envelope is first reminder,

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let's drink a shot and
Chestnut gets a carrot.

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If it's the last reminder,

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Chestnut gets two carrots,

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and we have a double shot.

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Max Black: And if there is one
Debt collection notice is,

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Let's shoot ourselves and Chestnut
gets three carrots.

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And besides, I’m allowed shots
drink,

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whenever I want.

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Caroline Channing: OK, we
only have 2 bills,

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and $149 to pay them.

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Max Black: The number is
odd. Shot!

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Caroline Channing: Ours
Electric bill is $72

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Max Black: The number is even.
Shot!

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Caroline Channing: And now
the gas follows.

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Max Black: As long as there is no
Fart gas is.

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Caroline Channing: We have
77$,

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and they only want $76.84 from
us.

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Max Black: Two more numbers.
Shot!

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Caroline Channing: That's that
first time,

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that we are not in the red.

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Wait, what do we do if we
are not in the red?

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Max Black: Shot!

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[theme music]

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Caroline Channing: I am like that
proud that we have our
Bills

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this time with real ones
American

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paid dollars.

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Max Black: We may have
mixed down a few pesos.

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Or on the five cents, is
recently a donkey on it.

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Han Lee: Look, I got this
new iPhone.

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And Siri thinks I'm funny.

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Max Black: I heard that
Telephone

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has a great camera for selfies.

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Or in your case, dwarfies.

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Han Lee: Please smile Max.

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Nice hashtag "Being alone
die”.

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Oh already has a like.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello friends.

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So I have big news.

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I finally have my husband
Dreams met.

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Earl: Sophie, it's nothing
New.

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You've known me for years.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh Earl.

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Different time, different place,
other woman and

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other man.

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Hi children,

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you have to my table
wipe off.

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My friend parks outside
his Lincoln.

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He dropped me off first,
because he has style.

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And eh... he had to take off his pants
put it back on.

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Nicky: There she is.

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There's my peanut.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Do you hear that?
He calls me his peanut.

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Nicky: Yes, lick me.

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She's even prettier than that
last time I saw her
have.

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How do you do that?

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Did you find yourself on the way from
Dare a beauty cream
applied?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh ahaa, would be
possible.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, it
is real

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It's nice to see you so excited
see.

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Max Black: You're like me,

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when I'm home on our
leaking heater seats.

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Nicky: I'm Nicky.

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But my friends say everything
to me when you need money.

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Caroline Channing: I am
Caroline, this is Max.

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Max Black: I'm asking you
the same,

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what I see every guy in her
Dude question.

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Are you my dad?

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Nicky: One of you can
Sweetheart

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bring me a glass of water,

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for my tablets against
Heartburn.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Sexy, and him
has a stomach ulcer.

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Caroline Channing: I'm welcome
get the food and the
Wine list.

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Max Black: Don't get too excited
early,

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It just says where Caroline
cried last year.

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Oleg: What does Robert want?
Smudgeo back there?

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I had one like that too
Leather jacket.

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But as a Russian I always say,
all power in the arms.

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And there are no more powerful
Poor than that.

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Please pick up the omelette.

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Caroline Channing: Oleg is
just got jealous.

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Max Black: Oleg has
Forearm scales

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poured into the eggs.

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Bon appetit.

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Caroline Channing: Here it is
menu,

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and everything is in the photos
since 1974.

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Max Black: Until the little one
Girl eating a waffle

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is now a grandma and slurps porridge
in the station mission.

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Nicky: Here you sweeties,

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for your trouble.

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Caroline Channing: 100 bucks?

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Money just like that for nothing?

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Imagine what we got
would have if the glass was clean
would be.

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Max Black: A bunch of money,

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and I didn't do anything about it
have to.

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Now a lady's beard,

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and I'm a Kardeshian.

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Sophie: Nicky is a powerful one
bookmaker,

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with a Yorkshire and another
membership,

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at the VIP launch at the
racetrack.

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A Yorkshire and a green one
Leather jacket?

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Are they even real?

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Caroline Channing: I love
Horse racing.

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I used to be on it all the time
racetrack.

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I don't want to show off

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but I own one
Thoroughbreds.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah, that
is true.

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I look out the window,

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as he eats out of the garbage can.

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Caroline Channing: Here, this
is Chestnut.

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Nicky: A handsome guy.

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But not half as pretty as it is
my peanut here.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh he did
compared myself to a horse.

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But it still makes me
glad.

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Nicky: Do you darlings want us?
not even in the turf club

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Visit a racetrack?

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Caroline Channing: Oh us
have a lot to do,

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and the time has come.

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Max Black: You pay?

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Nicky: Of course.

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Caroline Channing: Oh well then,
let's come.

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Max Black: We can now
go there immediately?

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Caroline Channing: Yes we have
nothing to do here.

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Caroline Channing: Max see
just! The Turf Club.

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Here we are, and there
below are the horses,

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brutally into the starting boxes
be forced.

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This is so exciting.

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Tratatataata.

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Max Black: We're not there yet
30 seconds there,

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and you're already whistling out of it
last hole.

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Please share your strength.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Max, Caroline.

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We are here.

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Sophie was so happy
last time,

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as the chick in front of our house
slipped on the ice.

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Caroline Channing: This chick
I have been.

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And that's why I had ne forever
stiff hips.

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Max Black: You've got something stiff
on the hip?

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Let's go out.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello girls.

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Nicky: Come on Peanut.

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Come closer to me.

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Yes, even closer.

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Closer, even closer.

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What can I say children?

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It can't get close enough
his for me.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Do you hear that?

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It can't get close enough for
be him.

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Caroline Channing: Thank you
Many thanks for the invitation.

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It's so nice to be back there
to be a racetrack.

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The horse racing is after all
the sport of kings.

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The the king crab legs on
the buffet

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can't run away anymore,
I think it's better.

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So this is here
All you can eat,

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or will a waiter take me from
Shoot away the buffet?

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Nicky: Not a fake one
Modesty.

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How much can a girl, how
you eat.

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Caroline Channing: So one
Cobra can

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a complete pig
swallowed.

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About that much.

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Max Black: Hey Caroline, wanna
you two or three?

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Caroline Channing: According to Max,
you met 24 hours ago

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in a 24 hour fitness
met?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, I am
noticed him doing a handstand.

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And Nicky, who do I bet on?

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Which one do you like?

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Apart from me.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, sit
on “Wild Anemone”.

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She has great ones
Sprinter qualities in the finish

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and the jockey is at the weigh-in
been a kilo lighter.

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She was second at the last one
enema,

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and the first from the last
Enema is missing.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, you talk
too much.

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So I think I'll give up
Number 3.

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My Uncle Hank.

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Max Black: My Uncle Hank?

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Is out of jail?

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Then we should eat up and
disappear.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Look. There
is my horse.

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My horse Uncle Hank.

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And he has a pile right now
made.

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He's trying to get away from it.

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I'm familiar with it,

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because that's how I do it too.

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Nicky: Ok, I'm going to pay now
rake in the dough.

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But first give me a kiss,
Sister.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, that is
so romantic.

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Caroline Channing: Max,
maybe we should too
get in?

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Max Black: No, too much tongue
for me.

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Caroline Channing: No, me
I think we should bet.

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And Max, I'm in the middle of it
a threesome.

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Max Black: Well, you see
exactly the same,

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how I see you in a threesome
imagine.

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While reading.

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Caroline Channing: Oh come on
already.

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We unexpectedly have money
get.

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And you like to take risks.

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Max Black: Yes, but I do
more like something clever.

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Like not using a condom.

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Max Black: Whatever.

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Caroline Channing: Wait
Nicky.

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Here I give you money. 200
on Wild Anemone.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh God.

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I think I'm a wild one
Amazon.

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Nicky: All right, honey,

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and I'll give you a few
Order yeast rolls.

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Sophie, you really need this
try.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh you did
heard that?

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There's definitely a ring,

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in one of these
Yeast buns.

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Caroline Channing: So I have that
I didn't hear.

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Why should anyone?
Order yeast rolls,

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if he doesn't have a ring in it
has hidden.

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Max Black: I have them all
Contributors

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eaten by Finding Nemo.

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I don't want to say mine is
bad.

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But I say the clown fish
wants out.

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Leon: Hello, ladies.

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Enjoy the yeast rolls.

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And um are you done with that.

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Max Black: Um let's say it
is done with me.

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Caroline Channing: That's right
exciting.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, I'm asking
me in which he is.

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Oh no not in this one.

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Oops, not in this one either.

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Look there is our horse
Wild anemone.

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She is in the lead.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh neither
in this one.

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Caroline Channing: Yes, yes.

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Sophie Kachinsky: No, no,
no.

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Caroline Channing: We have
won.

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We won.

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Max Black: We are right now
really winner?

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I don't know what you're doing there?

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Tell me what I mean by that
hands should do,

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Sophie Kachinsky: Nothing at all.

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I mean who the fuck
orders yeast rolls,

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and doesn't hide a diamond ring
in it.

248
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,500
Nicky: Here you go sweeties.

249
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,400
Six fat bills.

250
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,900
Caroline Channing: Max, that is
incredible.

251
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:36,200
We had 200 and now have
us 600.

252
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,700
Even more money from nothing.

253
00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,733
Tatratratratratra.

254
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,600
Nicky: Waiter, bring it
my peanut

255
00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,167
a nice banana split.

256
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,000
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh you did
heard that?

257
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:51,100
There's a diamond ring on there
the reason for the banana split.

258
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,967
Max Black: Oh Leon, for yours
effort.

259
00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,733
Leon: Really? A hundred?

260
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:58,000
Max Black: Yes, I was
Waitress before I got rich
became.

261
00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,933
Besides, it could be that they
me after these seafood,

262
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,100
have to carry to the subway.

263
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,467
Max Black: Whoever mine
pants rummaged through,

264
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,100
should know that I don't
I have a gun.

265
00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,533
Caroline Channing: Max, me
it's Caroline.

266
00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,300
Max Black: I have this for you
Bought a gun.

267
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,867
Caroline Channing: Okay Max.

268
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:24,967
We have today,

269
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,700
in a single race
Made 200, 600 dollars.

270
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:28,933
Max Black: Yes, that was weird.

271
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:30,933
But not as weird as that
to wake up,

272
00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,733
that you put your fingers in mine
you have pants.

273
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,933
Caroline Channing: If I
our winnings at one

274
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,467
Odds of 3:1 tomorrow on this one
put horse,

275
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,933
do you know how much we then
get it out?

276
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,267
Max Black: Wait two, one in
Sense, get out.

277
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,100
Caroline Channing: I have that
Brought race plan with you.

278
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:43,767
Here.

279
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,300
Max Black: Bah! Go away, that one
has been up your ass.

280
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,633
Caroline Channing: You see
here.

281
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,600
The first race tomorrow.

282
00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:49,800
That blows with the wind.

283
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,533
Max Black: Oh if they were so early
blows in the morning,

284
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,500
she deserves our money.

285
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:55,167
Caroline Channing: I did
researched carefully.

286
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,400
And also asked Chestnut.

287
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,300
A sure thing.

288
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,967
Just like the sun tomorrow
rises.

289
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,900
Or the Prada
of course also from
carried by angels.

290
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,300
Max Black: Does that mean you will
now addicted to horse betting,

291
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,567
although I love you so much
Pills and weed are convincing
would?

292
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,333
Caroline Channing: No, me
I'm not addicted.

293
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,067
So where is your money.

294
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,500
It wasn't in yours
piggy bank.

295
00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,800
That someone - it was me
not-broken.

296
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,600
Max Black: And you think you
don't have a problem?

297
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,333
Fine, you can have the money
have.

298
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,400
Caroline Channing: You will
don't regret.

299
00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,167
Where is it?

300
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,233
Max Black: In my bra.

301
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,133
Caroline Channing: And where is
your bra?

302
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,300
Max Black: On my boobs.

303
00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:27,500
Caroline Channing: You're sleeping
with bra?

304
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,667
Max Black: Absolutely.

305
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,000
The last time I saw her
let out at night.

306
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,267
They weren't back until 4 o'clock
there,

307
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,567
and didn't know where they were anymore
were.

308
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,733
Caroline Channing: Max, get it
just get out there.

309
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:36,833
Please.

310
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,167
Max Black: No, I'm telling you
what I tell every guy

311
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,333
who wants to get there.

312
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,600
12 mice for adults and
10.50 for seniors.

313
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,767
Caroline Channing: All right,
I do this for both of us.

314
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,467
Max Black: You always think so
still you have no problem?

315
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,500
Caroline Channing: Oh god, where
is it?

316
00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,533
Is there a travel guide or something?
a map?

317
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,200
Max Black: You have to go upstairs
left,

318
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,600
Will you be there in 20 minutes?

319
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,900
It takes longer on foot. Take
I prefer the tram.

320
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,133
Caroline Channing: There it is.

321
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Max Black: Are you with yourself
satisfied?

322
00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:05,700
Caroline Channing: I will
after the race tomorrow.

323
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,933
I promise you that I will
I'll never do that again.

324
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,833
Max Black: My uncle has that
Hank also said.

325
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,333
Caroline Channing: No, me
never ask you for money again.

326
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,900
Max Black: Uncle Hanks did
wife said.

327
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,433
Caroline Channing: I am
not endangered.

328
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,767
Max Black: I think

329
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,500
you have uncle's report
Read Hank's trial.

330
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:20,933
You forgot something else.

331
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:22,733
It was a joke

332
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,167
just felt good.

333
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,500
Earl: Max, I hope Caroline
will be here soon.

334
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,367
If the little one has a full one
hour late,

335
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,467
I still have to give her my respect
pay tribute.

336
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,000
Max Black: She's still with
race,

337
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:42,167
and I would love to know how
our horse ran.

338
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,333
Almost as exciting as on one
Paper strips to pee on.

339
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,733
Earl: You're still doing it
Horse betting?

340
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,000
Just be careful.

341
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,233
My gambling addiction took off like this
overhand,

342
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,267
that my drug addiction
became priceless.

343
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,800
Max Black: There you are, eh
Did it work for us?

344
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,100
Caroline Channing: Fabulous.

345
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,467
That blows with the wind has
won.

346
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,200
Max Black: Yes, how much have
we got.

347
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,100
Can we have avocados in salad
pay?

348
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,067
Caroline Channing: Well, we
have won a lot.

349
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,033
And then we lost.

350
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,900
Then we lost badly.

351
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,233
And then we're right
badly lost.

352
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:14,600
And then we have terrible
lost.

353
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,333
To make a long story short, I have
heartburn,

354
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,933
and we owe Nicky $3000

355
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,400
Max Black: You owe this
Nicky.

356
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,033
My addiction to pizza Pringles,

357
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,367
was never your problem either.

358
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,067
Caroline Channing: Yours
has bad breath

359
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,467
it's a problem for all of us
made.

360
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,767
Max, it's not Nicky
dangerous or something?

361
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,800
Max Black: I don't think so
but even if,

362
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,767
Don't worry, because it's in the trunk
from a Lincoln,

363
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,633
You can easily survive for 5-6 days.

364
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,200
Caroline Channing: Max, me
white,

365
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,300
I'll give him his money back.

366
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,033
I'll definitely manage that
a race.

367
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,467
I just need something safe.

368
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,967
Max Black: Something like no
sure thing.

369
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,233
Does not exist.

370
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:49,433
Except my mom never met me
picked up from school.

371
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:50,767
Caroline Channing: Listen,

372
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,000
there are two horses tomorrow,

373
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,300
which are very promising.

374
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,100
Bee Soy and our little one
swarm.

375
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,667
Han Lee: Our little crush.

376
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,200
The horse belongs to my friend
Eddie.

377
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,600
Caroline Channing: We have
no time for her imaginary
Friends.

378
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,333
Han Lee: He's real.

379
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,067
Eddie Jones, a famous one
Jockey.

380
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,033
It was at the tailor's.

381
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,833
We met,
when our jeans were shortened.

382
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,300
Max Black: Did you wear them?
the children's department?

383
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,800
Caroline Channing: Han, please
help me.

384
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,033
Ask your friend Eddie,

385
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,900
whether he has a tip for that
has tomorrow's races.

386
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,633
Han Lee: Ok, I'll help out
a condition.

387
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,733
No more jokes about little ones
from Max.

388
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:21,867
Caroline Channing: Get it
there.

389
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,200
Can you handle it Max?
Don't answer.

390
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,700
Han Lee:: No jokes about that
Little ones from now on.

391
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,700
Max Black: OK. But I can
still briefly.

392
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,467
I know your face from someone
Baby porridge jar.

393
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,500
Mice set traps for them
on.

394
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,600
And you don't have to wear a ring
bring to Mordoch?

395
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,100
Ok, it works from now on.

396
00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,667
Han Lee: Eddie said he scored
us down here.

397
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,533
Caroline Channing: Han, I am
So grateful to you.

398
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,467
You're really hurting me
incredibly big favor.

399
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,333
Max Black: Yes, they do something like that
do big things, it surprises me.

400
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,667
Han Lee: Okay, that's enough.

401
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,400
Caroline Channing: Han wait
You.

402
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,400
Han Lee: Han, I need this
not.

403
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,333
Caroline Channing: Max, what
have you done?

404
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,333
Max Black: Why? I was up
Autopilot.

405
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:57,300
What did I say?

406
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,400
Caroline Channing: Han, please.
Max won't say anything more.

407
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,967
Han Lee: Good, because the bile
rises up to me.

408
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,267
Max Black: That's how high it is
Not you.

409
00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,100
Han Lee: I don't need that.

410
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:09,667
Caroline Channing: Max, please
stop with the jokes about
Small.

411
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,367
This is very important to me.

412
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,833
Max Black: The jokes are mine
very important.

413
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:14,833
Caroline Channing: Stop it
otherwise land

414
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,033
I on the bottom of the East
river,

415
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,500
next to the cheese and
cabaret mobile,

416
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,367
that you from the Brooklyn Bridge
you pushed.

417
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,633
Max Black: You're right, none
Jokes about little ones more.

418
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,767
Max Black: Maybe, wait
I prefer outside.

419
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,833
Caroline Channing: So Han, where
is Eddie?

420
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,600
We should as soon as
possible to talk to him,

421
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,200
before Max faints.

422
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,333
Han Lee: Maybe he's up
the toilet and makes a small one
business.

423
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,067
Max Black: And I have mine
just bit his tongue.

424
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,433
Eddie: Hey Han, that's great.

425
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,900
What a big surprise.

426
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,600
Han Lee: I congratulate you
your last victory.

427
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,433
You know, never small
add.

428
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,633
Eddie: Hi, I have a new one
car.

429
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,667
A Mini Cooper.

430
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:52,667
Max Black: This is hell.

431
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,067
I'm in hell.

432
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,100
Caroline Channing: Uh, Eddie hi.

433
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,833
Do you know anything about the race?
today?

434
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,067
Is there a sure thing?

435
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,167
Eddie: Ah, I guess they have a lot
lost.

436
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:01,833
Caroline Channing: A lot and
lost even more.

437
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,533
Eddie: Fine, I'll give you one
little tip.

438
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,933
Max Black: I was outside.

439
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,933
Background voice: And we are
on the target grade.

440
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:13,833
Caroline Channing: Come on
our little crush.

441
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,300
Max Black: Run, run like
Caroline after sunset,

442
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,733
in a black neighborhood.

443
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:21,300
Oleg: He runs, he runs, he
runs like a Soviet soldier.

444
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,567
Caroline Channing: He will
win.

445
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,333
He will win, he will
win, oh no.

446
00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:27,767
How can this happen?

447
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,733
He is no longer ahead.

448
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:30,933
Earl: Oh God, oh my dear,
dear God.

449
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,567
Caroline Channing: He will
lose.

450
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,767
He will lose.

451
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,767
He will lose.

452
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,533
Han, how can this happen.

453
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,833
Han Lee: I'll do it then
on the way.

454
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,767
Caroline Channing: Her boyfriend
said that would be safe
thing.

455
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,967
Max Black: Nothing is certain,
except that Taylor Swift again
a song

456
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,167
sings about breakups.

457
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,700
Background voice:... On
big disaster.

458
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,467
Our little crush suffers
a big disaster.

459
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:54,067
Max Black: What do we win?
when our horse is last,

460
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,433
and with a huge erection
the racetrack is?

461
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800
Caroline Channing: The whole thing
Effort for nothing?

462
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,067
Han Lee: Thanks for the food.

463
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,133
Caroline Channing: Han, she
are so tiny

464
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,933
that her house has a Tic-Tac box
is.

465
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,700
You can in the car, in one
Travel cup holder.

466
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,733
You would be with the hobbits
Garden gnome.

467
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,900
Oleg: I'm good at that
imagine.

468
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,967
Han Lee: I don't need that.

469
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:21,667
Earl: Do you see Caroline,

470
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,967
That's why I started betting
stopped.

471
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,733
And because the escalator here
was always broken.

472
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,300
Max Black: Here we come
Everyone please get back down.

473
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,433
This is the Turf Club
not Goodfellers.

474
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,567
Although that's on a true one
History is based.

475
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,867
The one not far from here
took place.

476
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,467
Caroline Channing: Well
maybe, he is with us
lenient,

477
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,167
he is Sophie's boyfriend after all.

478
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,233
Sophie Kachinsky: I got me
just separated from Nicky.

479
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,100
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Why? What?

480
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,333
Sophie: I saw him
a guy who gave him money
owes,

481
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,567
beaten up.

482
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,533
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh no, there
he comes.

483
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,167
Nicky, there you are, darlings
yes.

484
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,800
Caroline Channing: My leg
is next.

485
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:01,967
Nicky: A bad day.

486
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,667
I'll take my three grand and
disappear.

487
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,067
Peanut dumped me.

488
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,333
I'll drive home,

489
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,600
and climb into bed with mine
dog and my wife.

490
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,733
Caroline Channing: I have to
confess something.

491
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,000
We can't handle the debt
pay,

492
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:14,933
I lost control.

493
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,733
Nicky: Darling, take it easy.

494
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:17,833
I am a sensible man,

495
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,533
We'll definitely come up with something.

496
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,100
Caroline Channing: Oh, good...

497
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,467
Max Black: He should take me first
shoot.

498
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,300
I'd rather be dead than you
to hear begging.

499
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,233
Nicky: Do you have this thoroughbred
yet?

500
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,867
I'll pick it up tomorrow.

501
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,400
Caroline Channing: I can
don't lose my horse.

502
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,733
What do I do now?

503
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,067
Max Black: Move to New York
and change your name to Max.

504
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,200
I've already done that.

505
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:41,567
Caroline Channing: What is it?
go with me?

506
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,933
I should have known better.

507
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,367
My father has problems with
money,

508
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,967
it's in my DNA.

509
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,000
And now I'm losing because of
a stupid bet.

510
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,867
My beloved Chestnut.

511
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,067
Max Black: If you
cheers up.

512
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,900
My mom had me with one once
Bet lost.

513
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,433
How could she possibly believe

514
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,200
that the Robert Redford in
was Tutsi.

515
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,133
Caroline Channing: We can
Don't lose Chestnut.

516
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,933
Earl: Damn, damn,
damn.

517
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:01,767
Cursed.

518
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,633
Now I have to get out of there
come back to retirement,

519
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,000
to save your sugar asses.

520
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,800
Earl: So and that's what I need
only 100 bucks.

521
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,567
Max Black: Hey Caroline, what
you can strip quickly
learn?

522
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,433
Caroline Channing: Hey, Hi Leon,

523
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:14,333
Do you still know us?

524
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:15,667
We have a $100 tip
donated.

525
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,033
Leon: But yes,

526
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,067
There is so much generosity here
rarely found.

527
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,633
Then people began to hope again.

528
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,867
Caroline Channing: Yes, we do
need the money again.

529
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,533
Leon: Well, unfortunately that's not the case
feasible.

530
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,133
I support my mother.

531
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,133
Max Black: Yes but maybe
not today.

532
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,267
Caroline Channing: Max I
just don't believe it.

533
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,567
After this bankruptcy I'm standing
even more naked than ever.

534
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,367
Max Black: Film that, and
make money with it.

535
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:45,800
Caroline just look.

536
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,267
Caroline Channing: Earl you have
managed it.

537
00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:50,200
You saved Chestnut.

538
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,033
Earl: Well, us brown stallions,

539
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,733
have to stick together.

540
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,467
Max Black: And that's what I get.

541
00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,833
Earl: And since I have no trust
have in me,

542
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,833
I'll donate the 200 for
my favorite charity
Purpose.

543
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:04,300
For you.

544
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,700
So, never bet again,

545
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:11,233
because the only safe thing in
Life is death.

546
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,233
I wish you a nice one
day.

547
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,267
Caroline Channing: One for
you, and one for me.

548
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,000
200, we're back to square one,

549
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,867
but now it's going to happen straight away
Deposited into savings account.

550
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,867
Max Black: Well, in there, it will
but don't get much interest.

551
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,900
Let's put it in the 2nd place
fat Pfandbriefe.